Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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