normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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