So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
be right there i have to get my cape
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
