seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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