her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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