I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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