After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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