But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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