she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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