do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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