this is something i pride myself on being below average for
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.