She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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