hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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