BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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