I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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