I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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