Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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