Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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