watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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