I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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