so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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