I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Please don't give away my fajitas
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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