so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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