we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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