i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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