Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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