I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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