sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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