Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize