it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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