How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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