Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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