at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Randomize
