you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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