dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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