I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
That's when you crack a 10am beer
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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