Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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