Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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