What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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