It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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