it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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