I want to make a zoo with you.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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