there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
try to milk me bitch
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