I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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