i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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