Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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