I showed him my bush... on skype.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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