I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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