We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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