Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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