I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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