What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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