You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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