My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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