Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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